A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts. — Al Goldstein

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. — Al Goldstein

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner. — Al Goldstein

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us. — Al Goldstein

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic. — Al Goldstein

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom. — Al Goldstein

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe. — Al Goldstein

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off. — Al Goldstein

Married life is an existence with bars around it. — Al Goldstein

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it–it can be salvaged. — Al Goldstein

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do. — Al Goldstein

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do. — Al Goldstein

I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that. — Al Goldstein

To date or not to date that is the question. It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death. — Al Goldstein

The true success is the person who invented himself. — Al Goldstein

I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is more beautiful than a topless club — Al Goldstein

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage. — Al Goldstein

The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary. — Al Goldstein

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion. — Al Goldstein

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex. — Al Goldstein

For me, the Church is the enemy. — Al Goldstein