A pleasure to meet you Mr. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. You smell terrific. — Ace Ventura

Spank you, Helpy Helperton. — Ace Ventura

Now, kiss and make up. — Ace Ventura

I’ll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I dare you! — Ace Ventura

Hi, I’m looking for Ray Finkle [gun cocked to his head]… and a clean pair of shorts. — Ace Ventura

Of course not. This is a lovely room of death. Take care now, bye–bye then. — Ace Ventura

I gotta go guys! I gotta date with your mothers! — Ace Ventura

I’ve got a snack for you. — Ace Ventura

Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited. — Ace Ventura

Repent! And thou shall be saved. — Ace Ventura

It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE. — Ace Ventura

If I’d been drinking out of the toilet, I might’ve been killed! — Ace Ventura

Say hello to my stinky little friend! — Ace Ventura

The city of angels? It’s the city of devils. The city of smiling cobras. — Sean Young

Annnnnnnd you must be… the Monopoly Guy! Hey, thanks for the free parking! — Ace Ventura

Ahhhh! Nobody wants to play with me! — Ace Ventura

Yes, Satan? Oh, I’m sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else. — Ace Ventura

I want to fight…Go to hell! — Ace Ventura

I never hurt anybody in this business, ever. — Sean Young

Well, a reward would be nice. I sustained some damage to my vehicle. Had to fill it with premium. — Ace Ventura

Goodnight, everybody! You’ve been a wonderful audience! I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress. — Ace Ventura

I don’t particularly think marriage is a sane thing. — Sean Young

Hmmm, unconscious. Exactly as I planned. — Ace Ventura

Holy testicle Tuesday. — Ace Ventura

Aaall righty, then. — Ace Ventura

Yes, yes, oh yes! Can you feel that buddy? I have exorcised the demons. This house is clean. — Ace Ventura

I have a lot of supporters. — Sean Young

Oh yeah? And you’re ugly. — Ace Ventura