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Mark Twain quotes on stand

Few of us stand prosperity; another man’s I mean. -Mark Twain


Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. -Mark Twain

Few slanders can stand the wear of silence. -Mark Twain

To stand still is to fall behind. -Mark Twain


It is easier to stay out than to get out. -Mark Twain

Let your joy be unconfined! -Mark Twain

I never let schooling interfere with my education. -Mark Twain


The billiard table is better than the doctor. -Mark Twain

That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember. -Mark Twain

On with the dance, let the joy be unconfined. -Mark Twain


Had double chins all the way down to his stomach. -Mark Twain

Write without pay until somebody offers to pay. -Mark Twain

Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over. -Mark Twain


In love, you pay as you leave. -Mark Twain

It is better to support schools than jails. -Mark Twain

Let us save the tomorrows for work. -Mark Twain


Mark Twain quotes on people

He liked to like people, therefore people liked him. -Mark Twain


Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon. -Mark Twain

I know about people, the better I like my dogs. -Mark Twain

Don’t go to sleep, so many people die there. -Mark Twain


Sometimes people do get hurt -Mark Twain

Never do wrong when people are looking. -Mark Twain

As I slowly grow wise I briskly grow cautious. -Mark Twain


It’s so damned humiliating. -Mark Twain

France has usually been governed by prostitutes -Mark Twain

I can live two weeks on a good compliment. -Mark Twain


Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live. -Mark Twain

The man who isn’t a pessimist is a damned fool. -Mark Twain

There are lies, damned lies and statistics. -Mark Twain


Love your enemy, it will scare the hell out of them. -Mark Twain

Honesty: The best of all the lost arts. -Mark Twain

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. -Mark Twain


Mark Twain quotes on time

But it warn’t no time to be sentimentering. -Mark Twain


Geological time is not money. -Mark Twain

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking. -Mark Twain

Don’t wait the time is never just right. -Mark Twain


I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time. -Mark Twain

If I had more time, I would have written less. -Mark Twain

How slow and still the time did drag along. -Mark Twain


Humor is tragedy plus time. -Mark Twain

Time spent with your children is time wisely spent. -Mark Twain

There is nothing so annoying as a good example!! -Mark Twain


Always obey your parents-when they are present. -Mark Twain

Do one thing every day you don’t want to do. -Mark Twain

Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled. -Mark Twain


Mark Twain quotes on truth

Homely truth is unpalatable. -Mark Twain


When in doubt, tell the truth. -Mark Twain

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. -Mark Twain

None but the dead are permitted to tell the truth. -Mark Twain


Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick. -Mark Twain

A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies. -Mark Twain

Humor is the good natured side of a truth. -Mark Twain


Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. -Mark Twain

Children and fools always speak the truth. -Mark Twain

The truth hurts, but silence kills. -Mark Twain


Mark Twain quotes on human

The nomadic instinct is a human instinct; -Mark Twain


Everything human is pathetic -Mark Twain

I am only human, although I regret it. -Mark Twain

It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead. -Mark Twain


Etiquette requires us to admire the human race. -Mark Twain

All human rules are more or less idiotic. -Mark Twain

To eat is human, to digest, divine -Mark Twain


There isn’t any way to libel the human race. -Mark Twain

Human beings can be awful cruel to one another. -Mark Twain

It is your human environment that makes climate -Mark Twain


There is no accounting for human beings. -Mark Twain

If all men were rich, all men would be poor. -Mark Twain

All men are ignorant, just on different subjects. -Mark Twain


Mark Twain quotes on life

There is no such thing as an ordinary life. -Mark Twain


Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. -Mark Twain

The only certainties in life are death and taxes. -Mark Twain

There is no security in life, only opportunity. -Mark Twain


Don’t dream your life, but live your dream -Mark Twain

Life is so beautiful. nobody can control your life -Mark Twain

Life is short, break the rules. -Mark Twain


Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits. -Mark Twain

History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme. -Mark Twain

Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. -Mark Twain


Man is the only animal that blushes–or needs to. -Mark Twain

Enthusiasm is caught, not taught. -Mark Twain

The cost of living hasn’t effected its popularity. -Mark Twain


Books are the liberated spirits of men. -Mark Twain

To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering. -Mark Twain

Figures don’t lie, but liars figure. -Mark Twain


The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong. -Mark Twain

Lying to them is bad! i am a real person! -Mark Twain

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. -Mark Twain


Mark Twain quotes on mind

Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind. -Mark Twain


Definite speech means clarity of mind. -Mark Twain

If one is honest there is no need to remember. -Mark Twain

A better idea than my own is to listen. -Mark Twain


You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer. -Mark Twain

The ancients stole all our ideas from us. -Mark Twain

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. -Mark Twain


We all have thoughts that would shame the devil. -Mark Twain

Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought. -Mark Twain

Experience comes from bad judgment. -Mark Twain


I deal with temptation by yielding to it. -Mark Twain

Ethical man: A Christian holding four aces. -Mark Twain

Hunger is the handmaid of genius -Mark Twain


Mark Twain quotes on world

The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -Mark Twain


If ignorance is bliss, why isn’t the world happier? -Mark Twain

The Public is merely a multiplied ‘me.’ -Mark Twain

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. -Mark Twain


More from Mark twain

I said nothing of the sort. -Mark Twain

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No man is a failure who has friends. -Mark Twain


When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum. -Mark Twain

Comparison is the death of joy. -Mark Twain

I am not an economist. I am an honest man! -Mark Twain


The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for anyone -Mark Twain

Never miss an opportunity to shut up. -Mark Twain

Man proposes, but God blocks the game. -Mark Twain


Every year you wait, long ago gets farther away. -Mark Twain

If you’ve got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out! -Mark Twain

To be busy is man’s only happiness. -Mark Twain


Better a broken promise than none at all. -Mark Twain

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. -Mark Twain

Do your duty today and repent tomorrow. -Mark Twain


Explore. Dream. Discover. -Mark Twain

In literature imitations do not imitate. -Mark Twain

Travel is fatal to bigotry. -Mark Twain


These are the true and only God, mighty and supreme. -Mark Twain

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go. -Mark Twain

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. -Mark Twain


When you catch an adjective, kill it. -Mark Twain

Strange is the man who practices his religion. -Mark Twain

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come! -Mark Twain


I can speak French but I cannot understand it. -Mark Twain

God’s noblest work. Man who found it out? Man. -Mark Twain

He is now rising from affluence to poverty. -Mark Twain


If true, rarely beautiful. If beautiful, rarely true. -Mark Twain

It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense -Mark Twain

You can’t throw too much style into a miracle. -Mark Twain


All generalizations are false, including this one. -Mark Twain

A wanton waste of projectiles. -Mark Twain

The best of us would rather be popular than right. -Mark Twain


The southerner talks music. -Mark Twain

A journalist is a reporter out of a job. -Mark Twain

It’s not the good that die young, it’s the lucky. -Mark Twain


The solution to our water problems is more rain. -Mark Twain

Make your vacation your vocation. -Mark Twain

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies. -Mark Twain


Dance like nobody’s looking. -Mark Twain

Whatever you say, say it with conviction -Mark Twain

Prosperity is the best protector of principle. -Mark Twain


I am losing enough sleep to supply a worn-out army. -Mark Twain

God cures and the doctor sends the bill. -Mark Twain

Too bad that youth is wasted on the young. -Mark Twain


Talent without work is useless, thank God -Mark Twain

It is a shameful thing to insult a child. -Mark Twain

The secret to getting ahead is getting started. -Mark Twain


Never tell a lie-except for practice. -Mark Twain

Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs. -Mark Twain

There is no humor in heaven. -Mark Twain


A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top. -Mark Twain

As to the adjective: when in doubt, strike it out. -Mark Twain

You can’t pray a lie–I found that out.” -Mark Twain


When congress is in session no American is safe. -Mark Twain

Distance lends enchantment to the view. -Mark Twain

Wagner’s music is better than it sounds. -Mark Twain


Whoever is happy will make others happy too. -Mark Twain

Stars and shadows ain’t good to see by. -Mark Twain

Chastity-you can carry it too far. -Mark Twain


Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. -Mark Twain

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. -Mark Twain

Be good and you’ll be lonesome -Mark Twain


If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -Mark Twain

Be wise as a serpent and wary as a dove! -Mark Twain

It is higher and nobler to be kind. -Mark Twain


Wheresoever she was, there was Eden. -Mark Twain

Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast. -Mark Twain

We have the best government that money can buy. -Mark Twain


It’s not as bad as it sounds. -Mark Twain

The secret of making progress is to get started. -Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -Mark Twain


There are no wild animals until man makes them so. -Mark Twain

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. -Mark Twain

Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration. -Mark Twain


There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. -Mark Twain

One compliment can keep me going for a whole month. -Mark Twain

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. -Mark Twain


The problem with education is school. -Mark Twain

Circumstances make man, not man circumstances. -Mark Twain

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. -Mark Twain


I like criticism, but it must be my way. -Mark Twain

Comedy keeps the heart sweet. -Mark Twain

We have an insanity plea that would have saved Cain. -Mark Twain


The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow. -Mark Twain

Modesty died when clothes were born. -Mark Twain

The lack of money is the root of all evil. -MARK TWAIN


He had a dream and it shot him. -Mark Twain

School gets in the way of my learning. -Mark Twain

Familiarity breeds contempt-and children. -Mark Twain


Pessimist: The optimist who didn’t arrive. -Mark Twain

I am not an American. I am the American. -Mark Twain

I must preserve the outward signs of sanity. -Mark Twain


How empty is theory in the presence of fact! -Mark Twain

One is apt to overestimate beauty when it is rare -Mark Twain

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. -Mark Twain


Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it. -Mark Twain

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. -Mark Twain

God. -Mark Twain


There is only one good sex. The female one. -Mark Twain

White Sox demise are greatly exaggerated. -Mark Twain

What a man misses mostly in heaven is company. -Mark Twain


Supposing is good, but finding out is better. -Mark Twain

Never mistake motion for progress. -Mark Twain

The real yellow peril: Gold. -Mark Twain


Conscience, man’s moral medicine chest. -Mark Twain

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. -Mark Twain

What is the most rigorous law of our being? Growth. -Mark Twain


A pessimist is a well-informed optimist. -Mark Twain

I’m in favor of progress; it’s change I don’t like. -Mark Twain

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt. -Mark Twain


The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print -Mark Twain

Bridgeport?” Said I. “Camelot,” Said he. -Mark Twain

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing. -Mark Twain


I was born modest; not all over, but in spots. -Mark Twain

Virtue has never been as respectable as money. -Mark Twain

Do right and you will be conspicuous. -Mark Twain


Labor in loneliness is irksome. -Mark Twain

Imagination labors best in distant fields. -Mark Twain

It is wiser to find out than to suppose. -Mark Twain


Love heightens all senses-except the common. -Mark Twain

Every man is a moon; he has a side no one sees. -Mark Twain

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother. -Mark Twain


In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has -Mark Twain

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary. -Mark Twain

The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes. -Mark Twain


Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination. -Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. -Mark Twain

Make your mark in New York and you are a made man. -Mark Twain


No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot -Mark Twain

Be virtuous and you will be eccentric. -Mark Twain

An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth. -Mark Twain


The funniest things are the forbidden. -Mark Twain

Go to bed early, get up early-this is wise. -Mark Twain

Denial is much more then an Egyptian River. -Mark Twain


Too much is just enough. -Mark Twain

Your actions speak so much louder than words. -Mark Twain

We can achieve what we can conceive and believe. -Mark Twain


A man may have no bad habits and have worse -Mark Twain

But old fools is the biggest fools there is. -Mark Twain

All gods are better than their reputation. -Mark Twain


Warm summer sun, shine kindly here. -Mark Twain

The report of my death was an exaggeration. -Mark Twain

Golf is a good walk spoiled. -MARK TWAIN


We are all alike on the inside. -Mark Twain

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. -Mark Twain

We are all beggars, each in his own way. -Mark Twain


Write what you know. -Mark Twain

Travel is lethal to prejudice. -Mark Twain

I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping. -Mark Twain


Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society. -Mark Twain

It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient. -Mark Twain

All our acts, reasoned and unreasoned, are selfish -Mark Twain


First catch your Boer, then kick him. -Mark Twain

Man-a figment of God’s imagination. -Mark Twain

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label. -Mark Twain


Tough times teach trust. -Mark Twain

Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse. -Mark Twain

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. -Mark Twain


They did not know it was impossible so they did it -Mark Twain

All emotion is involuntary when genuine. -Mark Twain

We are all ignorant; just about different things. -Mark Twain


Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any. -Mark Twain

Tight pants are just uncomfortable. -Mark Twain

The heart is the real fountain of youth. -Mark Twain


I don’t want no better book than what your face is. -Mark Twain

Patriotism is the customary Patriotism. -Mark Twain

It is better to be alone than unwelcome.-Eve -Mark Twain


An honest politician is an oxymoron. -Mark Twain

Ah, if he could only die temporarily! -Mark Twain

If there is a God, he is a malign thug. -Mark Twain


Tea is an affront to lunch and an insult to dinner. -Mark Twain

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. -Mark Twain

All right, then, I’ll go to hell. -Mark Twain


Today’s burdens can strengthen you for tomorrow. -Mark Twain

Faith is believing what you know ain’t so. -Mark Twain

Benefit of clergy: Half-rate on the railroad. -Mark Twain


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