The Best Joe Rogan Quotes

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      Joe Rogan quotes on life


      Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I’ve ever had in my life. -Joe Rogan

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      If life wasn’t real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever -Joe Rogan

      I love a success story, but even more than a success story; I like a dude who f***s his life up and gets his life together again story. -Joe Rogan

      Live your life like you’re the hero in your movie and right now. -Joe Rogan

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      One of the most fascinating lessons I’ve absorbed about life is that the struggle is good. -Joe Rogan

      To really appreciate life you got to know you’re going to die. -Joe Rogan

      If you can control what you eat, you can control all other aspects of your life. -Joe Rogan

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      We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life. -Joe Rogan

      By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful. -Joe Rogan

      Life is strange. You keep moving and keep moving. Before you know it, you look back and thing, -What was that?’ -Joe Rogan

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      Be the hero of your own story. -Joe Rogan

      I’ve actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It’s almost 30 years! Which is crazy. -Joe Rogan

      Your body’s really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. -Joe Rogan

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      Joe Rogan quotes on people


      People are scared man, they’re scared of the void. -Joe Rogan

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      Be cool to people. Be nice to as many people as you can. Smile to as many people as you can, and have them smile back at you. -Joe Rogan

      People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it. -Joe Rogan

      To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don’t really worry that much about what other people think of me. -Joe Rogan

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      I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are. -Joe Rogan

      People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops. -Joe Rogan

      When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it. -Joe Rogan

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      It’s been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people. -Joe Rogan

      People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings. -Joe Rogan

      After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It’s very weird. -Joe Rogan

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      The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal. -Joe Rogan

      People for the most part can smell lies. -Joe Rogan

      People love to see people fall. -Joe Rogan

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      I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I’m coming from. -Joe Rogan

      Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that’s why everybody loved him so much. -Joe Rogan

      People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia. -Joe Rogan

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      For many people the reason why they’re idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn’t work well, it’s that they got in a terrible pattern. -Joe Rogan

      If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake. -Joe Rogan

      This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem. -Joe Rogan

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      We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by. -Joe Rogan

      My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they’re my best friends. -Joe Rogan

      Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs. -Joe Rogan

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      Joe Rogan quotes on excellence


      Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything. -Joe Rogan

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      Life is about the pursuit of excellence. That pursuit is probably more exciting to me now more than ever. -Joe Rogan

      Once you understand what excellence is all about… you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline. -Joe Rogan

      Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit. -Joe Rogan

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      Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends. -Joe Rogan

      If you’re dumb enough to do crack, you’re supposed to die. It’s evolution. -Joe Rogan

      Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired. -Joe Rogan

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      Joe Rogan quotes on time


      I do cagefight commentary in my spare time. -Joe Rogan

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      The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it. -Joe Rogan

      I think stand is better now than it’s ever been. I think it’s the greatest time ever to do standup comedy. -Joe Rogan

      I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you. -Joe Rogan

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      The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don’t workout. -Joe Rogan

      Houston people are way cool. They’re smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there. -Joe Rogan

      The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. -Joe Rogan

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      If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they’re brooding all the time. -Joe Rogan

      That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. -Joe Rogan

      Work for that feeling that you have accomplished something-Don’t waste your time on this earth without making a mark. -Joe Rogan

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      You can’t measure what’s inside a man’s heart. -Joe Rogan

      We will still have clips up on youtube but full versions of the show will only be on spotify. -Joe Rogan

      There’s only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage; 1. You’re dumb, or 2. You’re secretly worried that dicks are delicious. -Joe Rogan

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      Joe Rogan quotes on funny


      It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. -Joe Rogan

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      The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. -Joe Rogan

      I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh. -Joe Rogan

      I’m a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them. -Joe Rogan

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      Joe Rogan quotes on talking


      If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it? -Joe Rogan

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      Have you ever talked to someone, and you’re not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that. -Joe Rogan

      My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It’s because that’s what I think all people are: talking monkeys. -Joe Rogan

      If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. -Joe Rogan

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      You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you’re a douchebag. -Joe Rogan

      I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me. -Joe Rogan

      Stop. pause. he cant be president, listen, we cant play any games here folks. this is a really old man who cant talk. -Joe Rogan

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      Joe Rogan quotes on martial


      The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way. -Joe Rogan

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      Joe Rogan quotes on comedy


      But it’s hard for a chick to do comedy. It’s not as open for them. -Joe Rogan

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      The Comedy Store in LA, it’s a really loose room and it’s really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage. -Joe Rogan

      Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it’s very specialized and varied in it’s content, but generic in it’s title. -Joe Rogan

      I really feel like it’s a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. -Joe Rogan

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      More from Joe rogan


      Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get. -Joe Rogan

      Houston Alexander is for real! -Joe Rogan

      Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken. -Joe Rogan

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      In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness. -Joe Rogan

      I don’t care if you’re gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It’s all an illusion. -Joe Rogan

      The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion -Joe Rogan

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      If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. -Joe Rogan

      Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. -Joe Rogan

      Men don’t make more money because they do the same job and make more money at that job than the woman does; they do different jobs. -Joe Rogan

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      No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend. -Joe Rogan

      Reality really is theater. There’s no other way to describe it. It’s all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic. -Joe Rogan

      If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I’d say he has a badonkadonk. -Joe Rogan

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      When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men. -Joe Rogan

      Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other’s sugar. You don’t get there without the other. -Joe Rogan

      Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we’re all moving along creating something and we’re not sure what it is. -Joe Rogan

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      I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians. -Joe Rogan

      Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you’re trying to get laid. -Joe Rogan

      When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld. -Joe Rogan

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      When I first went onstage I even had a suit jacket on with the sleeves rolled up because that’s what I saw on TV or at the Improv that everybody did. -Joe Rogan

      I had a sense of who I was before I got famous. -Joe Rogan

      The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I’ve ever used for developing my mind -Joe Rogan

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      I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer. -Joe Rogan

      Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow… We know that inherently that feels great. -Joe Rogan

      The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers. -Joe Rogan

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      If you haven’t peed the bed, you haven’t taken enough chances. -Joe Rogan

      It’s a very strange thing when you make nature illegal. -Joe Rogan

      On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I’ve had both knees reconstructed. -Joe Rogan The key to happiness doesn’t lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel and the way they make us feel. -Joe Rogan

      Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club. -Joe Rogan

      Like any tool [drugs] can help you or hurt you. -Joe Rogan I’ll go to church with anyone who’s willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me. -Joe Rogan

      The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing’s more disgusting than a guy who steals another person’s ideas and tries to claim them as his own. -Joe Rogan

      Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in…… Brazilian JiuJitsu -Joe Rogan You’re just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what’s good about it. -Joe Rogan

      They all keep asking to be on my show, i have requests from all of them 🙁 joe) biden,( elizabeth) warren, mayor pete( buttigieg). -Joe Rogan

      You could smell my ass from mars. -Joe Rogan

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