As an entrepreneur, you are always looking for ways to motivate and inspire yourself. But sometimes, all you need is a good laugh. That’s why we’ve put together this compilation of the dumbest quotes ever uttered.
1. Outstanding long–term results are produced primarily by avoiding dumb decisions, rather than by making brilliant ones. — Warren Buffett
2. Just remember that Dumbo didn’t need the feather; the magic was in him. — Stephen King
3. No civilization is complete which does not include the dumb and defenseless of God’s creatures within the sphere of charity and mercy. — Queen Victoria
4. They are 1% rich because they aren’t 99% dumb — Piyush Negi
5. It is the blessing of dumb work done close to the earth–one gritty minute at a time, we move forward. — Michael Perry
6. Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are. — Patrick Star
7. Dumb cunts vote for whoever throws the biggest promotional budget at them — Sophie Cooke
8. He was dead.No trace of pain, no sufferings, no victimization. — Prerna Varma, The Dumb and the Dumbfounded
9. The last words Albus Dumbledore spoke to the pair of us?’ Harry is the best hope we have. Trust him. — J. K. Rowling
10. Don’t cry for the dead, for the dead is deaf, dumb, blind, lame, unemotional and dead. — Michael Bassey Johnson
11. Killed?’ said Hagrid loudly, staring down at Harry. ‘Snape killed? What’re yeh on abou’, Harry?’ ‘Dumbledore, ‘ said Harry. ‘Snape killed… Dumbledore. — J. K. Rowling
12. Trying to educate the dumb with a dumb teacher is nothing but washing the dirty clothes in a dirty water! — Mehmet Murat ildan
13. I’ve seen what rational thought leads to. Dumbest people I ever met were intellectuals. — Robert Ferrigno, Heart of the Assassin
14. She is a moron and too dumb to menstruate straight.––perhaps the best line from Shooter — Walter Dean
15. Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into. — Tanya Masse
16. Dumb cunts vote for whoever throws the biggest promotional budget at them — Sophie Cooke
17. Most would probably call it a dumb idea, but considering my wants it was a good idea. — S.A. Tawks, Misadventurous
18. No one is dumb who is curious. — Neil Degrasse Tyson
19. ‘dumbledore’s man through and through, aren’t you Potter?” ”Yeah I am, ” said Harry. ”Glad we straightened that out.’ — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half–Blood Prince
20. Piss off Satan and don’t take me for dumber than I look. — William S. Burroughs
21. I may be deprived of eloquence, but my mind can never be a dumb. — Michael Bassey Johnson
22. ‘i am not worried, Harry, ” said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. ”i am with you.’ — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half–Blood Prince
23. People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country. — Woody Allen
24. I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful. — Mindy Kaling
25. I am torn between the beauty of the natural world, which you see all around us, and the idea that some dumb tornado could blow a telephone pole onto my sweet Camaro. — Werner Herzog
26. Striving to tell his woes, words would not come; For light cares speak, when mighty griefs are dumb. — Samuel Daniel
27. God hears no more than the heart speaks and if the heart be dumb God will certainly be dumb. — Thomas B. Brooks
28. No wonder politicians love government schools. Where do you think the dumb masses come from that can be so easily led and manipulated? — Neal Boortz
29. A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains. — Michael Bassey Johnson
30. Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb. Annabeth: Was it hard? — Rick Riordan
31. Music took her somewhere, and I used to wonder where. I thought it was dumb, the way she lived for a collection of sounds, for someone else’s words and notes. — Megan Lindholm, The Inheritance
32. In fact, I was too dumb to save any of the old comic books or the old artwork. I used to give them away. — Stan Lee
33. I’ve seen what rational thought leads to. Dumbest people I ever met were intellectuals. — Robert Ferrigno, Heart of the Assassin
34. The guys who play it [soccer] are kinda dumb. Why don’t they just kick the crap out of the guy in front of the net? Then they could score all they want. — Tite Kubo, Bleach, Volume 17
35. The good news is hopeful doesn’t mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn’t mean smart. — Sarah Silverman
36. No. They believe we’re dumb animals. And they won’t contradict their bigotry by listening with their own ears. — Ursley Kempe, Witches Monstrous
37. I hate it when people come up to me on trains and ask ‘Are you Soulja Boy?’ If people want pictures or autographs, that’s cool, but I don’t like the dumb questions. — Soulja Boy
38. I wish I’d done ‘Dumb and Dumber.’ I was offered the part, but I don’t think I’d have been better than Jeff Daniels was. Another film I wish I’d done was ‘Jerry Maguire.’ — Woody Harrelson
39. I thought no more was needed Youth to prolong Than dumbbell and foil To keep the body young. Oh, who could have foretold That the heart grows old? — W.B. Yeats
40. A dumb country boy with dirt between his toes.’. — Mitch Mcconnell
41. If they’re dumb enough to walk away be , strong enough to let them go — Various
42. You’d have to be deaf, dumb, and blind to think that this earth that we live in only has 6000 years of existence. It just doesn’t. — Pat Robertson
43. Oh, it can’t be a reference to the fact Harry’s a great Seeker, that’s way too obvious. There must be a secret message from Dumbledore hidden in the icing! — J. K. Rowling
44. The most famous actress who did the ‘dumb blond’ routine was Marilyn Monroe, but she was a genius actress. — Nikolaj Coster–Waldau
45. Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde
46. A dumb country boy with dirt between his toes.’. — Mitch Mcconnell
47. I hate it when people come up to me on trains and ask ‘Are you Soulja Boy?’ If people want pictures or autographs, that’s cool, but I don’t like the dumb questions. — Soulja Boy
48. The idea of a teenage Dumbledore was simply odd, like trying to imagine a stupid Hermione or a friendly Blast–Ended Skrewt. — J. K. Rowling
49. The most famous actress who did the ‘dumb blond’ routine was Marilyn Monroe, but she was a genius actress. — Nikolaj Coster–Waldau
50. We human beings do a lot of dumb things, and war is certainly the dumbest. — Natalie Babbitt
I hope that this post has helped to inspire you to start looking for the best quotes about dumb. Remember, when it comes to life and learning, sometimes it’s best to think outside the box and not be afraid to make mistakes. We can all learn from our mistakes and use them to become better versions of ourselves. Thanks for reading!