Quote compilation websites are all the rage, and for good reason. They’re a great way to keep your sanity while you’re working on your own project by providing a much-needed distraction. And who doesn’t love a good laugh? Below is a compilation of some of the dirtiest quotes we could find.

1. If you Love Happy Life, Save EARTH from getting more dirty & abused.I will be GREEN again … Tree’s inner voice — krvishal

2. The sound of him drinking was indescribable–like dirty runoff down a storm drain. — Steven Ramirez, Tell Me When I’m Dead

3. Better to be dirty than dead. — Stephen King, The Long Walk

4. A Dirty Shame was a crazy movie. I don’t understand that movie at all. I don’t get it, but I’d work with John Waters again in a heartbeat. He’s just a delight. — Selma Blair

5. A Dirty Shame was a crazy movie. I don’t understand that movie at all. I don’t get it, but I’d work with John Waters again in a heartbeat. He’s just a delight. — Selma Blair

6. I acted with Albie at Stratford–on–Avon in the 1959 season. We in the acting company tended to hang out at the pub known as the Dirty Duck. — Vanessa Redgrave

7. The president has said Republicans want dirty air and dirty water. — Sean Hannity

8. Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman! — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World’s Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults–Uncensored edition

9. I don’t pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself. — Ted Nugent

10. You are gone! Sky looks dark, ground looks dirty and I feel lost. — M.F. Moonzajer, A moment with God ; Poetry

11. But it is at home and not in public that one should wash ones dirty linen. [Fr., Car c’est en famille, ce n’est pas en public, qu’un lave son linge sale.] — Napoleon Bonaparte

12. A truly beautiful woman is always good and the other women, and to people in general. She rejects rivalry, intrigue and dirty tricks. — Sharon Stone

13. Unbutton, unzip, unclip, untie, undo, undress.”Understood, ‘ she replied. — Michael Faudet, Dirty Pretty Things

14. Trying to educate the dumb with a dumb teacher is nothing but washing the dirty clothes in a dirty water! — Mehmet Murat ildan

15. It’s a good thing, right, when an author gets turned on by the dirty scenes they write?! — Martha Sweeney

16. All gold and silver rather turn to dirt, An ’tis no better reckoned but of these Who worship dirty gods. — William Shakespeare

17. Baby, you’re so much of a woman, you turn me off when I hold you. — Rhys Ford, Dirty Secret

18. Recollect your thoughts don’t get caught up in the mix , cause the media is full of dirty tricks. — Tupac Shakur

19. I’m the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail. — Ted Nugent

20. But fairytales were, at best, dirty mirrors whose warped and pitted surfaces reflected a highly distorted view of the truth, quite different from reality. — Nenia Campbell, Black Beast

21. We could cut loose, you know. Every man for himself. I look after my orgasm, you look after yours. Right here, right now. Quick and dirty. — Thea Harrison, Midnight’s Kiss

22. I don’t come to tournaments to make friends, to go to parties, to hold conversations. I come to be the best, and I’m not mean and cruel and dirty. — Venus Williams

23. You can’t clean your dirty past as if you are cleaning a dirty window! All you can do is to create a clean future! — Mehmet Murat ildan

24. But fairytales were, at best, dirty mirrors whose warped and pitted surfaces reflected a highly distorted view of the truth, quite different from reality. — Nenia Campbell, Black Beast

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’we could cut loose, you know. Every man for himself. I look after my orgasm, you look after yours. Right here, right now. Quick and dirty. — Thea Harrison, Midnight’s Kiss

26. I had the notion that I wanted to write the great dirty American novel, so I went to Roanoke College on the GI Bill. — Tom T. Hall

27. Love is illogical. You fall into it like a manhole. Then you’re just stuck. You die in love more than you live in love. — Tarryn Fisher, Dirty Red

28. I never understood desire until i felt your hands around my throat. — Michael Faudet, Dirty Pretty Things

29. A truly beautiful woman is always good and the other women, and to people in general. She rejects rivalry, intrigue and dirty tricks. — Sharon Stone

30. Life made you get your hands dirty — life was vengeful if you tried an easy route.

31. What’s disgusting about the Dirty Harry movies is that Eastwood plays this angry tension as righteous indignation. — Pauline Kael

32. When the Lord’s white sheep become dirty gray, all black sheep feel more comfortable. — Vance Havner

33. Exploration is a dirty game. — Tahir Shah, House of the Tiger King: The Quest for a Lost City

34. ‘to do what is right can be a dirty messy business” S. R. Tabone. Made it up for my Godfifa novel.’ — S.R.Tabone

35. When you spend your life taking care of mudmen, you can’t help getting a little dirty yourself. — Stephen King, The Green Mile

36. We’re supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally I’ve never met a family adviser. They’re all off somewhere listening to dirty stories. — Robert Orben

37. But it is at home and not in public that one should wash ones dirty linen. [Fr., Car c’est en famille, ce n’est pas en public, qu’un lave son linge sale.] — Napoleon Bonaparte

38. Steve McQueen was from a time when you didn’t know every little dirty thing about our public figures. He and James Dean were very mysterious, archetypal American heroes. — Sheryl Crow

39. When you spend your life taking care of mudmen, you can’t help getting a little dirty yourself. — Stephen King, The Green Mile

40. America is not a young land: it is old and dirty and evil before the settlers, before the Indians. The evil is there waiting. — William S. Burroughs

41. You can’t talk about fucking in America, people say you’re dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that’s cool. — Richard Pryor

42. An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through. — William Makepeace Thackeray

43. Recollect your thoughts don’t get caught up in the mix , cause the media is full of dirty tricks. — Tupac Shakur

44. If you live in a dirty big city, it means that you surely need a pastoral life to make yourself clean! — Mehmet Murat ildan

45. I will not allow others to walk through my mind with their dirty feet. — Robin S. Sharma

46. We could cut loose, you know. Every man for himself. I look after my orgasm, you look after yours. Right here, right now. Quick and dirty. — Thea Harrison, Midnight’s Kiss

47. A truly beautiful woman is always good and the other women, and to people in general. She rejects rivalry, intrigue and dirty tricks. — Sharon Stone

48. He fought for his very survival. If he fought dirty sometimes that does not diminish the fact that he refused to give up. — Nancy Milford, Zelda

49. This is not a meritocracy. — Sallie Tisdale, Talk Dirty to Me

50. Baby, you’re so much of a woman, you turn me off when I hold you. — Rhys Ford, Dirty Secret

We all need a bit of motivation and inspiration to help us get through our daily lives. Whether it’s a reminder to stay clean or a reminder to stay positive, these quotes about dirt can help. As always, it’s important to remember that a little dirt never hurt anyone. Take these quotes to heart and remember to enjoy the messiness of life!