The Best Christmas quotes

Although Christmas is typically a time of happiness and celebration, it can also be a time of stress for entrepreneurs. Trying to manage family time, Christmas shopping, and work obligations can be overwhelming. It’s important to take a step back and enjoy the holidays, even during the busiest times. That’s why we’ve compiled some of our favorite Christmas quotes to help you relax and celebrate this special time of year.

1. I got up one Christmas morning and we didn’t have nothing to eat. We didn’t have an apple, we didn’t have an orange, we didn’t have a cake, we didn’t have nothing. β€” Muddy Waters

2. Can we have breakfast now? No matter how sweet it is, a man can’t live on pussy alone. β€” Rene Webb, A White Hot Christmas: Novella

3. What could be more exciting than an October day? It’s your birthday, Fourth of July and Christmas all rolled into one. β€” Peggy Toney Horton

4. My family know not to get me any tech for Christmas. I can never get it to work, and it all becomes very tearful and pressurised. β€” Peter Capaldi

5. Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received. β€” Milton Berle

6. At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked. β€” Milton Berle

7. Trust wisely and believe in yourself, in your vision. β€” Melissa McClone, Home For Christmas

8. At Christmas time I sat on Santa’s lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! β€” Rodney Dangerfield

9. The next best thing to christmas is…… a story worth reading. β€” Nadun Lokuliyanage

10. Christmas lights may be the loneliest thing for me, especially if you mix them up with reindeers and sleighs. I feel alone. I feel isolated. I feel I do not belong. β€” Mira Nair

11. I’ve always loved Christmas and that’s not really gone away from me from being a child to now. It’s always a magical time and I’m unashamed in my love for Christmas. β€” Martin Freeman

12. I was only kicking down the Christmas tree to get the star on top. β€” Ray Bradbury

13. One thing I love about Christmas music is that it has a tradition of warmth. β€” Zooey Deschanel

14. I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year’s Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left. β€” Robert Orben

15. ‘to perceive Christmas through its wrapping becomes more difficult with every year. ”The Distant Music of the Hounds, ” 1954’ β€” E.B. White, The Second Tree from the Corner

16. I bought my mother–in–law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won’t let me plug it in. β€” Milton Berle

17. Jesus soon is coming, and Christmas too, Good reason for being happy, Helping people to do. β€” VΓ‘lgame, Zori 1Βͺ Parte

18. Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I’m not. *smiles* β€” Thom Yorke

19. Every Christmas Eve, the elves will come and give us a new pair of pajamas. β€” Sabrina Carpenter

20. Christmas works like glue, it keeps us all sticking together. β€” Rosie Thomas, Iris & Ruby

21. Christmas is sights, especially the sights of Christmas reflected in the eyes of a child. β€” William Saroyan

22. Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don’t particularly like. β€” Phyllis Diller

23. Let’s not have forced gaiety this Christmas, said Nora, like it was a dish. We’ll have a tiny bit of it, I said. β€” Miriam Toews, All My Puny Sorrows

24. Every singer eventually gets around to a Christmas disc. β€” Renee Fleming

25. Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! β€” Norm Macdonald

26. When I was five years old, I auditioned for the role of ‘Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol.’ β€” Zach Anner

27. Everybody loves a good Christmas song if you do it right. β€” Sabrina Carpenter

28. At Christmas time, I spent an extortionate amount of money on Buzz Lightyear toys, baby clothes, Disney cars and the like. β€” Russell Tovey

29. I’m Jewish and my wife isn’t so right now we’re literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it. β€” Max Greenfield

30. ‘keeping Christ in Christmas” is like showing up at someone’s house every year, insisting on a party they never planned and never agreed to.’ β€” Rebecca McKinsey

31. I admit I have Mental Illness so please no more ‘Fruit Cakes’ for Christmas Please β€” Stanley Victor Paskavich, Return to Stantasyland

32. I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year’s it flew away. β€” Milton Berle

33. My mother cooked her last Christmas standing rib roast in 1987 and died a few weeks afterward. β€” Michelle Huneven

34. I do love Christmas, although my wife puts me to shame. She is a huge Christmas fan, so we do love us some Christmas in our house. β€” Sebastian Arcelus

35. A new star, the Christ child, God’s gift to mankind; these are what Christmas is made of. β€” Richelle E. Goodrich, Smile Anyway

36. We go to church every year on Christmas morning. β€” Tarja Turunen

37. Neither my mom nor my dad ever bought me any comic books. Certainly not for Christmas. I suspect that doing so would have violated the Parents’ Code. β€” Michael Dirda

38. My mom is a really good cook. I didn’t get the cooking gene, but she cooks this really amazing dinner every Christmas, and that’s always really fun. β€” Miranda Cosgrove

39. All those poor elves I haven’t set free yet, having to stay over during Christmas because there aren’t enough hats! β€” J.K. Rowling

40. ‘the Christmas spiritwhispers softly in my ear, ”Go be of good cheer.’ β€” Richelle E. Goodrich

41. My Christmas present to myself each year is to see how much air travel can open up the world and take me to places as far from sheltered California and Japan as possible. β€” Pico Iyer

42. I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah. β€” William Tecumseh Sherman

43. Mom says you have to believe in Santa if you want presents on Christmas. β€” C.K. Walker, Santa’s Magic

44. Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run–up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a white hem–stitch napkin? β€” Pippa Middleton

45. I like, ‘I Believe In Father Christmas’–that is one of my favorites it is a lovely composition; ‘Colder Than Winter’ as well. There are so many beautiful songs. β€” Sarah Brightman

46. For many of us, Christmas lunch is the most special meal of the year–and I certainly want nothing but the very best for this celebration. β€” Sheherazade Goldsmith

47. What, Rudolph wasn’t available? β€” Sierra Donovan, Do Not Open ‘Til Christmas

48. ‘make your plate look like a Christmas tree, ‘ I tell people, ‘mostly green with splashes of other bright colors.’ β€” Victoria Moran

49. My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide. β€” Phyllis Diller

50. The earliest you can play Christmas music is on Thanksgiving. β€” Tinashe

We hope these quotes about Christmas have helped you reflect on the spirit of the holiday season. It’s a time to celebrate with family and friends, and to take a break from the hustle and bustle of everyday life. So, take a moment to appreciate the simple joys of the holiday season and the magic of Christmas. Merry Christmas!


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